I got this from CA's staffer, Rich Sander from Santa Barbara,

A preacher was driving home from a conference when a policeman noticed him swerving all around the road. The cop pulled him over and said "Sir, have you been drinking tonight?" "No officer, only this bottle of water" "Sir, that's clearly a bottle of wine." The preacher looked down and said "Good Lord, He's done it again!"

Ba dum ching  "Thank you, I'll be here all week, you're beautful people!"